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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Ex-NBA coach P.J. Carlesimo crushes Knicks over Tom Thibodeau firing: ‘Their own worst enemy’ - New York Post

Then came..

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

The unexpected mental health consequences of veganism, according to medical research - VegOut

Still no good

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

'I feel for Jackson': Tigers' Jobe out for season with elbow surgery - The Detroit News

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?