What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 01:50

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Then came..
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
The unexpected mental health consequences of veganism, according to medical research - VegOut
Still no good
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
'I feel for Jackson': Tigers' Jobe out for season with elbow surgery - The Detroit News
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?